cssboy

on being a dick

Jared: What you think about working in Vegas? I'm considering it I'm so desperate; too bad there ain't shit on craigslist.
Angelo: Did you know you can make shorts out of pants?
Jared: You're a dick.

30.7.10 12:41:01

jared

chat

funny

languages for breakfast

Jared: I just needed a mac, I eat languages for breakfast objective-c whateva.

19.5.10 19:10:00

programming

jared

badges

Jared: I am not discussing badges right now.

14.7.10 16:21:07

jared

badges

funny

i'm actually sick.

jc: back
jc: alright twitter is like this big conversation that you eavesdrop on
jc: how can we exploit that
jc: haha
jc: i like this format:
jc: <idea> then <how can we exploit that for $>
15 minutes
jc: get back here you're not sick
12 minutes
jc: if you really are, i'm deeply sorry
23 minutes
jc: i just took one of these http://www.5hourenergy.com/
jc: i guess its like a cup of coffee
jc: this prob blows
15 minutes
jc: ok its kicking in!

30.3.09 18:27:22

jared

The American Dream

jc: i wonder if he wants to partner with a top-notch rails developer who doesnt believe in failure
jc: who dominates web applications like a fury unleashed
jc: and i seemed to remember micah liking the country
jc: he told me this story about his belt buckle
jc: it was a horse, he got it in colorado after he rode horses there
jc: i bet i can con him into setting up shop in the country, start country consulting
jc: you want in?
jc: picture this
jc: remote log cabin on a rustic homestead in rural colorado
jc: horses running freely
jc: we all live there, grow a farm too
jc: one barn will be a brewhouse
jc: ask luca if hed be cool with that
jc: tell him he gets his own mini-pony
jc: you can make craft beef jerky on the side too
jc: ill let that marinate with you

21.1.09 10:33:00

jira email debacle

thoughtbot:

“<marquee>JIRA EMAIL IS BACK!!!</marquee>”

— Jared

To this day, I’m convinced some developer on the Atlassian team used my email to stub out some test once, and it never got removed. The jira email system remains completely broken for any & all of my email aliases.

Is it time to consider this a cold case?

10.2.09 15:27:00

jared

jira

email

IE is big font country.

Jared F. Carroll

25.5.09 13:02:00

jared

ie

fonts

peaked

Jared: i had a lemonde stand at ~10, turned it into a friday casino night with blackjack,
Jared: craps, slot machines; was a huge success
Jared: parents couldn't believe it, i had my older bro, friends all working
Jared: then one of our workers asked how much his cut was
Jared: we told him, he disagreed, told his parents
Jared: whole ring was busted, had to shut her down
Jared: that was the start right there, we were even reusing plastic cups at the stand to cut costs
Jared: branched out to pennysticks (pretzel rods)
Jared: freezepops
Jared: whew those were the days
Jared: since then its been all downhill
Jared: i peaked at age 10

14.5.08 17:00:00

jared

markup

Jared: DO YOU LOVE SEMANTIC MARKUP?!?
Jared: DO YOU HATE THE QUIRKS OF CSS & JAVASCRIPT?!?
Jared: WELL THEN WELCOME TO THE REVOLUTION
Jared: im bringing the web back circa 93'
Jared: i wasnt alive then but i heard it was sweet
Jared: no ads, no popups
Jared: no styles, no "interactivity"
Jared: just raw content
Jared: pure speed
Jared: however modern markup will be used not that back n the day crap
Jared: blind people will be able to use it as well
Jared: what version of html are they on?

31.5.08 11:50:00

jared

markup

creator of git

Angelo S: you met linus torvalds?
jared c: i dont know, i was wasted

25.1.08 16:43:00

jared

git

Scraps. I has them.