Scraps. I has them.

on being a dick

1. Jared: What you think about working in Vegas? I'm considering it I'm so desperate; too bad there ain't shit on craigslist.
2. Angelo: Did you know you can make shorts out of pants?
3. Jared: You're a dick.

4:20pm

1. Angelo: Yeah, that would rock.
2. Dan: Hockay.
3. Angelo: Hockey?
4. Angelo: Hookey?
5. Angelo: Hookah?
6. Angelo: Seriously don't give me anything today.
7. Dan: It's like you're saying 'okay', just with and 'h' in front of it.
8. Dan: DEAL WITH IT YOU LITTLE FUCK
9. Angelo: I've got issues.
10. Dan: Yes.

Craig hijacks my computer, aka The One Time I Forget To Lock My !@#$%^& Screen

1. Angelo: i want to ruv u long time.
2. Paul: Craig wrote that, didn't he?
3. Angelo: suk me brutiful
4. Dan: YOU LOVE ME LONG TIME
5. Angelo: ur my best friend here. lets become one?
6. Patrick: I stopped becoming one with coworkers. Get's messy
7. Patrick: Will still wont maintain eye contact with me
8. Angelo: me either. i love hot pants!!!!
9. Angelo: r u still in the force? stopping crime and taking names?
10. Angelo: i am job.
11. Patrick: are you hammered right now?
12. Patrick: was that a Mrs Doubtfire quote?
13. Angelo: hi its angelo.
14. Angelo: can i come talk to you?
15. Angelo: ok be right...HERE!
16. Dave: Sure
17. Angelo: HI!!!1111
18. Angelo: opps caps!
19. Angelo: XOXOXOXOXOX
20. Angelo: SEXOHSEXOHSEXOH!!