Psychic
I recently spent about 2 months designing an identity and packaging for a new sports product, only to be told at the last minute the client had been to see a psychic and the psychic didn’t think the logo would bring the client good luck, i was then handed a piece of paper which had a pencil drawing on of a new logo (drawn by the psychic) and had to start everything from scratch.
I ‘predict’ a massive invoice.
Would be less funny if it hadn’t also happened to me. Like three times.