His newest tricks
Every time he sees some money, he grabs it and asks “Is this money for buying toys?” and it sounds not quite like a question, and a little too much like a demand, and where do I hand in my parenting license? Do I need to fill out a form or something? What window?
Also, on a less horrifying note, he has recently leveled up his vocal expression of frustration and disgust techniques.
Used to be: “Ughhh.”
Now is: “ARGHHHH! Ughhh.”
Those cancel one another out. I think. Hooray.
